Punch the Stool John

John Kesillita is a wrestler with one goal in his mind: becoming the UWF (Universal Wrestling Furniture) champion. But champions are not born, they are made. That's why he trains each day punching the thing he hates the most: stools. Punch the stool John, and one day you will lift the UWF belt with your own hands!

You are John. You hate stools. You need to punch the stool John. PUNCH. THE. STOOL.